I caught scabies from a t-shirt off Vinted, Ask Me Anything (AMA)
What’s it like to have scabies?
Does it hurt to have scabies?
Can you get scabies from clothes? I thought it was a skin disease.
What even are scabies?
What kind of t-shirt was it?
Was it a nice t-shirt?
Will you wear the t-shirt?
If you do wear the t-shirt, will you be able to wear the t-shirt without thinking about the scabies?
How did your parents react to the scabies?
Did your parents catch the scabies?
What did they say when your parents caught the scabies?
How did you tell your job that you had scabies?
Do they all know at work that you had scabies?
What’s it like to go to work when they all know that you had scabies?
What do scabies talk about at night when they’re wistful and dreamy and thinking?
What do scabies think about the stars and the moon and the sky?
Do scabies think about death?
If scabies think about death, do they have religion to explain what happens after the spirit leaves the body?
When the spirit leaves the scabies body, do they have a godlike scabies figure to decide which scabies is
worthy of scabies heaven and which scabies is deserving of scabies damnation?
What do the scabies think about the Trump election?
Are the scabies liberal?
Do the scabies have a particular tax policy they prefer?
Do scabies have a range of political opinions or are they all, like, in a zone?
Are the scabies concerned about the ice caps melting?
Do the scabies think nuclear or hydrogen power is the power of the future?
Is the death of most animals on our planet a priority for the scabies or are they kind of ignoring that shit?
Are scabies worried about their parents getting older?
Is there something the scabies wish they’d told their grandparents whilst they still had time?
Do scabies wonder about how they do things and if they could do things differently?
Do scabies sometimes look around and think why it is they’re doing something?
Do the scabies have any advice for us?
What can we learn from the scabies?